29 9 / 2014

(Source: daftbread, via beyoncescock)

28 9 / 2014

cockblocksquad:

Me at school: honesty fuck white boys i hate them they’re problematic nasty ass-

*cute white boy walks past*

Me:

image

(via kimkardahshian)

28 9 / 2014

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via clestroying)

28 9 / 2014

livinginaheartbeat:

Pin me up against a wall like this and I’m yours

livinginaheartbeat:

Pin me up against a wall like this and I’m yours

(Source: thetalkingguineapig, via so-uhhh-im-a-lesbian)

28 9 / 2014

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

(via alex-turnter)

28 9 / 2014

(Source: row-seven, via alex-turnter)

28 9 / 2014

  • 1: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
  • 2: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER

28 9 / 2014

27 9 / 2014

  • 1: are there any spirits listening
  • 2: yes are you alone
  • 1: yes
  • 2: haha nice whats up :P
  • 1: trying to contact my dead grandmother
  • 2: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

27 9 / 2014